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persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life

You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so

Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

Legend of Legaia

With the help of talking bracelets, you run around in the fog and make trees grow.

(bonus)

Persona 4

You eat a lot of steak

Shadow Hearts: Looking up chicks skirts, possessed dogs, and a man named Bacon.

Oh, and killing God. Can’t forget that.

Left for Dead: You kill zombies with your gay friends.

I win

Minecraft: Lego for adults with time to kill.

World of Warcraft

you spend eternity in a endless limbo, running shitty errands for the laziest people in existence, and every time you try to die, you come back to life.

Battlefield: You shoot people until they’re dead

Mega Man: You run to the right and jump and shoot.

SHOULDA BEEN CALLED JUMP N’ SHOOT MAN

Forza 4: Drive around in circles for a few hours.

Pokémon: Enslave animals/ice cream cones/magnets by beating the shit out of them and stuffing them into a ball

The Legend of Zelda: A kid with earrings and tights is stuck in the friendzone for all eternity.

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theepichumor:

Don’t Click!!!

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